The Amazing Misadventures of This and That

You know what I really hate? Accidentally biting my lip. I was minding my own business a few days back, munching on a sandwhich while playing Borderlands, when all of a sudden it was like, "BAM!" The pain! The horror! The humanity! Then I got over it and finished my sandwhich.

Thing is, usually the offending flesh gets red and angry for a little while, then goes away. Now, as I sit here and prod at it with an idle finger, I begin to wonder if there's something wrong. It looks more than angry... it looks infected. I can't quite describe the way it looks, except it's not quite like anything I've seen before. With all this snow blocking the roads, I won't be able to get to a doctor anytime soon, either.

I feel a bit under the weather, too. I'm not quite able to focus on tings like I sould. My fingrs feel a bit num, and my lims stif. It has me woried. Ug, it hurts.

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