Thursday, February 4, 2010
Breathing Life into a Fetid, Rotting Corpse
It's harder than it sounds, and ten times smellier.
Considering neither Jen nor I know anything about CSS or HTML (and I may have, for a time, believed them both to be venereal diseases), you're just going to have to bear with our foray into the unknown world of web design. Even pre-made templates are too difficult for us.
This is the only time I will allow you to laugh at us, and not with us. After this, if I catch you laughing at us, so help me, I will make you regret it.
While I'm here, filling this box with the splendor of my words, I might as well clear something up. I would like it to be known who the "this" and the "that" that the title mentions are. Clearly I am the This, as it indicates that I am the center of attention; some kind of awe-inspiring demigod. That, who is Jen, sounds more like an object of shame. Like, I don't even want to be close enough for it to be considered a This, I'm just going to point my finger and declare That unsightly.
She brought this status on herself, wanting to slip all kinds of horrible diseases into our blog URL. She has a strange fascination with gangrene and dysentery, or at least she was hoping our audience would with the stuff she came up with.
Though I guess she also came up with the current URL. I'm still the cooler of the two of us, and I stand firmly by that.
Anyway, don't let our mild retardation deter you from returning to our blog. We promise, it'll be pretty one day.
-Alex
Considering neither Jen nor I know anything about CSS or HTML (and I may have, for a time, believed them both to be venereal diseases), you're just going to have to bear with our foray into the unknown world of web design. Even pre-made templates are too difficult for us.
This is the only time I will allow you to laugh at us, and not with us. After this, if I catch you laughing at us, so help me, I will make you regret it.
While I'm here, filling this box with the splendor of my words, I might as well clear something up. I would like it to be known who the "this" and the "that" that the title mentions are. Clearly I am the This, as it indicates that I am the center of attention; some kind of awe-inspiring demigod. That, who is Jen, sounds more like an object of shame. Like, I don't even want to be close enough for it to be considered a This, I'm just going to point my finger and declare That unsightly.
She brought this status on herself, wanting to slip all kinds of horrible diseases into our blog URL. She has a strange fascination with gangrene and dysentery, or at least she was hoping our audience would with the stuff she came up with.
Though I guess she also came up with the current URL. I'm still the cooler of the two of us, and I stand firmly by that.
Anyway, don't let our mild retardation deter you from returning to our blog. We promise, it'll be pretty one day.
-Alex
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