Friday, February 5, 2010
Let's Be A Little More Existent
This blog is but a fetus in the womb of the internet, and Jen and I are working meticulously to find the best combination of metaphorical nourishment in the form of content to make this blog grow into the car-punching super baby we need to save mankind.
And considering we have no audience, it's difficult to reach a consensus as to which would be the best way to go about this.
A serious brainstorm is brewing over here, and the air is thick with the smell of burning rubber (it's been a while since I've had to think this hard, the smell should fade soon enough). Jen suggests things like podcasts and probably more science, because she is some kind of serious nerd. But for the most part, it's roughly going as such:
"The only thing the internet wants, Jen, are cats and porn. Now, maybe, if we can combine the two--"
"I'm going to stop you right there."
"But I really think I'm on to something."
"No."
I'm sure she'll come around to the idea sooner or later. Meanwhile, we're still tampering with our layout, graphics, stuff like that, and we're still getting our stories straight just in case our shady pasts catch up with us.
Expect GREAT THINGS, dear reader. Your world will be rocked like some manner of violent, torrential wind.
A dust storm? Is that it?
And considering we have no audience, it's difficult to reach a consensus as to which would be the best way to go about this.
A serious brainstorm is brewing over here, and the air is thick with the smell of burning rubber (it's been a while since I've had to think this hard, the smell should fade soon enough). Jen suggests things like podcasts and probably more science, because she is some kind of serious nerd. But for the most part, it's roughly going as such:
"The only thing the internet wants, Jen, are cats and porn. Now, maybe, if we can combine the two--"
"I'm going to stop you right there."
"But I really think I'm on to something."
"No."
I'm sure she'll come around to the idea sooner or later. Meanwhile, we're still tampering with our layout, graphics, stuff like that, and we're still getting our stories straight just in case our shady pasts catch up with us.
Expect GREAT THINGS, dear reader. Your world will be rocked like some manner of violent, torrential wind.
A dust storm? Is that it?In the meantime, you'll probably have to listen to more science from Jen and my own incoherent babblings about situations Jen assures me didn't happen anywhere in reality (the joke's on her). Though maybe, if you're lucky, she'll finally give in and give the internet what it wants: kitty lovin'.
-Alex
-Alex
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2 comments:
Hey! I posted an article about cats!ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
Hate,
Jen
No.
Bewilderingly yours,
Alex
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