Sunday, February 7, 2010
Who Dat?!
The Saints my have won their first ever game at the Super Bowl, but we all know nobody watched it for the FOOTBALL. That's redunkulous. No, the ads are where it's at. Though this year's lineup seemed lackluster in comparison to previous games, it did have its little perks. For instance:
And now for something completely different.
Alex, you'll understand. For everyone else, I'll explain what happened.
Alex was out having a walk one fine spring morn, whistling a nameless tune and otherwise having a grand 'ol day. The blogger spied the coziest of spots underneath an old oak tree, and decided it would be the perfect place for a quick rest. There, Alex placed a laptop upon the soft, lush grass. Never would the child have suspected that mischief was afoot.
Hiding in the bushes not ten feet away was an ancient aardvark ninja master, that-
Wait, what's that? Oh, nothing. Don't worry, Alex. I'm telling it as close to the truth as possible. ...Yeah? So?
...
Alright, so I've been banned from telling the story. Go figure. Well, you can use your imagination to fill in the rest.
And now for something completely different.
Alex, you'll understand. For everyone else, I'll explain what happened. Alex was out having a walk one fine spring morn, whistling a nameless tune and otherwise having a grand 'ol day. The blogger spied the coziest of spots underneath an old oak tree, and decided it would be the perfect place for a quick rest. There, Alex placed a laptop upon the soft, lush grass. Never would the child have suspected that mischief was afoot.
Hiding in the bushes not ten feet away was an ancient aardvark ninja master, that-
Wait, what's that? Oh, nothing. Don't worry, Alex. I'm telling it as close to the truth as possible. ...Yeah? So?
...
Alright, so I've been banned from telling the story. Go figure. Well, you can use your imagination to fill in the rest.
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You taunt me so ;_;
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