The Amazing Misadventures of This and That

Since the sudden disappearance of Alex, I have managed to devote some time to myself. More specifically, videogames. Suddenly finding myself without a car, the extra cash has allowed me to upgrade that Atari to something... far better. I will not say, unless I entice Alex to come back. Because I don't want that prick back. By any means. Unless it's to bash a certain face in with that old Atari.

You hear me, Alex? THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY CAR.  It has opened my eyes.