Friday, March 5, 2010
The Devil Resides Within Your Magic Box!
Just came back to pick up a few things while Jen is out...steal a couple bucks...some food...some porn...you know, the essentials. It's a good thing I did, too, because it seems Jen's Atari has been replaced with some kind of Magic Box! This can only be the workings of black magic, and I think she'll be grateful to know that I've taken the proper measure and dealt with the Magic Box appropriately. I pulled out its heart and immolated it, along with the rest of the body. It is the only way to cleanse it!
Hopefully, now that this foul doppelganger is gone, Jen's Atari will feel safe to come back and chill. We were getting on so well, I would hate for a little setback like a body snatcher to ruin whatever we had going.
Jen, you need not repay me. Just knowing I've done my best to keep you and Adrian Atari safe is enough for me. I will still be out, as I see you haven't cooled down (there are at least ten more holes in the wall that I know I didn't cause this time), so don't wait up all night for me.
Charmingly yours,
Alex
Hopefully, now that this foul doppelganger is gone, Jen's Atari will feel safe to come back and chill. We were getting on so well, I would hate for a little setback like a body snatcher to ruin whatever we had going.
Jen, you need not repay me. Just knowing I've done my best to keep you and Adrian Atari safe is enough for me. I will still be out, as I see you haven't cooled down (there are at least ten more holes in the wall that I know I didn't cause this time), so don't wait up all night for me.
Charmingly yours,
Alex
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